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  <title>You cought me at a weird time in my life</title>
  <subtitle>Whats the point now?</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Salem</name>
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  <updated>2005-11-11T10:15:54Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:51276</id>
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    <title>New Name!!!!!</title>
    <published>2005-11-11T10:15:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-11T10:15:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have made a new lj. the name is idanceinwalmart&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It will be friends only, Ill keep this one as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dont post that much anyway, BUT please comment and Ill add you ^_^</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:51135</id>
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    <title>wha???</title>
    <published>2005-11-10T06:47:55Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-10T06:50:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/koioo/steph/VinceVaughn.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why does he look like he never sleeps?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:50596</id>
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    <title>Poor Fabio</title>
    <published>2005-11-04T12:22:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-04T12:22:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Fabio Hit By Flying Bird on Apollo's Chariot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Williamsburg, VA - March 30, 1999 -- Supermodel Fabio suffered a one-inch cut on his nose after a bird hit him while riding the new Apollo's Chariot roller coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/koioo/fabio1.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:49466</id>
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    <title>Rain+puzzels=love</title>
    <published>2005-10-18T07:13:01Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-18T07:13:01Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Aqua Teen Hunger Force</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I tried to tell you, but you ignored the subject. So you think Ive forgotten? Im just more pissed then I was before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why the fuck do you think you two can be friends? It doesnt work out with exs. It never will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love making puzzels when it rains. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomarrow I have school, and then more puzzels ^_^ .... or friends... who knows its a crazy world XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love Beefy... and puzzels... but mostly beefy doin puzzels.</content>
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    <title>Maybe he lives a double life</title>
    <published>2005-09-12T07:55:33Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-12T07:55:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">God im so angry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I had the freedom of running at night. But its not healthy for me, and might be dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im sure it happens to many poeple. When they get angry they just run. I want to do that. It just happens that I get angry at night.</content>
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    <title>Never bid at 4 in the morning!</title>
    <published>2005-09-04T11:30:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-04T11:30:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">EBAY IS EVIL! I hate having money, it means I can buy stuff... Which is bad... Because I buy stuff I dont need. Ok so Dior does have really kewl clothing and it is for 20 bucks... but the handeling is 10... And I really dont need to be biding at 4 in the morning! There is a reason why shops close at 8. Because atferwards people become irrational and buy things they dont need, and then get pissed when they wake up and realised what they did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Theres my rant about ebay. The movie 'the transporter' was really funny. I dont think it was meant to be funny, but it was so ridiculous that it ended up being great. I made more rice crispy treats... because theyre great and messy. And im a fatty :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imma try to rest... byzz everyone.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:47627</id>
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    <title>Me neck!</title>
    <published>2005-09-03T06:59:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-03T06:59:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Today I woke up in a horrible position, and with a worse neck pain. I think Ive been getting sick, I useually do this time of year. But I think I stopped it, I just stayed in all day... Well almost all day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had to go to Giovannis to hook up his new printer, new dvd player, and fix his cable. I told him Id help him a while back when he bought me something for my ipod. So today I went over did it all, and stayed till my mom brought him back from the doctors. So he asked how much he owed me, and I just said nothing, and left a bit later. Hed already payed me in my opinion. Anywayz my mom got home a bit later with 200 bucks for me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So after I buy a few new things for school, I think im going shopping. Kiwi call me when your ready to go ^.^</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:47233</id>
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    <title>First day back at school T.T</title>
    <published>2005-08-30T21:12:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-30T21:12:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well I finished English a few hours ago... it sounds difficult but it should be fun. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im in the arcitect class now... and the teachers crazy. Not only did it take him 45 min for roll call but we havent done anything yet. its almost 2:10... and hes taking people to pay a lab fee. Ill do it later. I think the fee is 4 bucks :P. Anyway after that we get a break from 2:15 to 2:45... A break from what? All Ive been doing is reading. And he knows it, he told me "keep on reading, theres a lot of down time" .... Well yea! were not doing anything. 3 Hours of nothing. So I guess in a bit Ill go to the bathroom, do my make up and call beefy? I dont know what to do... Im almost done with my book. I guess I should have brought another... Just in case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the sceme of things I guess itll be better for later on when I have a lot of work for English. But still.... So0o0oo BORED!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:46958</id>
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    <title>salemsmalice @ 2005-08-25T04:10:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-25T11:13:04Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-25T11:13:04Z</updated>
    <lj:music>slow classical music</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Ahh cant sleep!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is it so early? Listening to those sleepy cds doesnt help much. It just put me in a weird trance of thought. I have a feeling Mattpo would have a solution. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So0o0o0 Mattpo.... make your next move.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:46618</id>
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    <title>Ahhhh!........ real monsters!</title>
    <published>2005-08-25T05:42:33Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-25T05:42:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Wo0t I start school on Tue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im so scared. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I suck at English, but the tests say otherwise. So off to Honors I go. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....Imma die.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:salemsmalice:46466</id>
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    <title>Always someone new to chew on.</title>
    <published>2005-08-24T08:45:03Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-24T08:46:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You guys are sooo funny. OOOh my life is so crazy, blah blah... who gives a shit. Do you think everyones life is just 'happy'? Its really my fault for not deleting you people sooner. You know I expected this from you two. I guess I never thought of you as great...Well just that once a long time ago(I guess I always hoped it might go back to that). But from him? Maybe its that hes a full blown adult or the fact that he does things that arent the norm(at his age). Im not quiet sure, but what a petty worm he turned out to be. Deserting a friend like that. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think Im going to get a few responces with "oh but you deserted so and so" and to this I respond: No, because I would never leave them with no where to go but back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a friend takes a step forward you dont try to make it hard to keep walking. Even if they arent your friend, as a human being you should try to help.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You people are lowlifes, no better then the maggots. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy your heat.</content>
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    <title>Now that I remember........</title>
    <published>2005-07-30T19:15:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-30T19:15:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I passed!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That test I took forever ago to see if I passes High School.... Welll I did ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I have to go to college.... Well itll be fun ^^</content>
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    <title>Sometimes....</title>
    <published>2005-07-30T08:51:35Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-30T08:51:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I want to write an email to you, and tell you everything thats going on in my head. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I wouldnt want to hurt you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....And I couldnt live with myself if I upset you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could never tell you how special you are to me, mostly because you wouldnt believe me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....And I wouldnt want to seem like a liar in your eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Ill settle for silence.... even if it makes you sore.</content>
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    <title>So much for you.</title>
    <published>2005-07-28T03:10:46Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-28T03:10:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You guys are morons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dont get me into your little fights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets keep the facts straight: Only I can call the cops, only I can press charges.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, I dont have anything against you guys. Leave me out of your drama, and well be fine. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Thanks</content>
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    <title>That sounds about right.</title>
    <published>2005-07-25T20:57:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-25T20:57:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Expatriate&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant,  and 14% blindly patriotic &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values&lt;br /&gt;and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind&lt;br /&gt;Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. &lt;b&gt;In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is&lt;br /&gt;that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took&lt;br /&gt;this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the&lt;br /&gt;doubt.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the&lt;br /&gt;beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was&lt;br /&gt;brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible&lt;br /&gt;you could be one of them, depending on your age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conclusion: &lt;b&gt;Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331423.jpg"&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="38"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="112"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;25%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;brainwashworthy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="89"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="61"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;59%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;antitolerant&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="15"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="135"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;10%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;patriotic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926"&gt;The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201"&gt;jason_bateman&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>I just wanted to fit in!....</title>
    <published>2005-07-25T05:26:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-25T20:56:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>bridezilla......... now on crack</lj:music>
    <content type="html">:P &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;the Provacateur&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;center&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;(60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;center&gt;your humor style:&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;VULGAR&lt;/b&gt; | &lt;b&gt;COMPLEX&lt;/b&gt; | &lt;b&gt;DARK&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about&lt;br /&gt;it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive,&lt;br /&gt;and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If they &lt;i&gt;get&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in&lt;br /&gt;the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right?&lt;br /&gt;While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is&lt;br /&gt;unquestionably respected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1121288901.gif"&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="135"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="15"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;90%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;dark&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="23"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="127"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;15%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;spontaneous&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="105"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="45"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;70%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;vulgar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376"&gt;The 3 Variable Funny Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201"&gt;jason_bateman&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On another note, happy 5 months to me and Beefy ^^.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</content>
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    <title>wo0t</title>
    <published>2005-07-21T23:32:38Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-21T23:32:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">holy crap i love gay guys. oooh man.... date my mom is an awesome show. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so today i have to do work for tomarrow, then im going to disney with beefy. i hope i dont die in the heat.</content>
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    <title>WTF Toons?</title>
    <published>2005-07-15T04:10:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-15T04:16:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Holy crap. I was just watching totally spies.... well still am watching totally spies, and this episode is about teenagers who get brainwashed and go to places and destroy them. But the spies call it raves. The brainwashed kids go to secret locations with invites only passes, put on passifiers and go inside. Its crazy, theres lazers, music, and people wearing wierd clothes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder if the rave scene was always so popular. Or are they just now adding it to cartoons?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Update: the music hypnotises them... its sorta happycore, actually i think ive heard it before. anywayz... imma keep watching.</content>
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    <title>salemsmalice @ 2005-07-09T20:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-10T04:00:14Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-10T04:00:14Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Invader Zim</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I love it when people leave without saying bye. It gives you reassurance, knowing that they dont care enough to even say "bye". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday I didnt feel too good and so Beefy stayed with me in the room, once everything was better we went out for the "party".... But I dunno, I guess I wasnt in the partying mood. Around 3 everyone left, and me and  Beefy cleaned. It was pretty funny messing with the drunk people, but it just made me never want to drink again. I prolly will for the hell of it, but man it was funny and sad at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you who remember David, he called me. It was weird, I guess Im going to see him on Tue. Half of me wants to kick his ass but the other half just wants to make fun of him till he crys. Ill prolly do the second, just cause he sucks. Although he prolly wont get any of the jokes cause hes a moron. Damn, this is going to be a tough decision. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway tonight were going to cosmic bowling. Ive never done that so it should be fun. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss San Diego, today I slept for 3 hours because it was so hot here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss Kiwi. I wanna talk with her, just about stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love Beefy.</content>
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    <title>Our nations great day..... sucks.</title>
    <published>2005-07-05T05:02:35Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-05T05:03:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I hate the 4th of July.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stayed home with my mom, dad, and grandpa. We ate food at our table and had akward conversations about what Im going to do for the rest of my life. Then we talked about my Uncle. And how great he treats his wife(sarcasum), which later resulted in us talking about her children and how her 30yr old son still owes me a new Nintendo 64. I hate him. Bastard prolly sold it for crack money... hehe ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone drank... except me because im too "young" to drink. Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway we then saw the Seaworld fireworks, that for some reason ended short with no end. The end is the best part. Why is there no end? damn seaworld, make me go out in the cold for no ending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At least I got new shoes today, and my lip stuff ^^... being with my mom for a bit was fun... The coming home part to see what little of my family is here, is the part I would skip all over agian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wrap up: Im sad I didnt go to Beefys family thingy, I got kewl shoes, Nintendo 64 rocks, and I think I just heard an accident outside.</content>
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    <title>Hm...</title>
    <published>2005-07-02T21:16:57Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-02T21:16:57Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Chronicles of Riddick</lj:music>
    <content type="html">The more and more I learn about humans... the more bleak the world looks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Such petty things they get upset about. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Such dull worries they have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would say more but my friends will ask me, and I wouldnt want to offend anyone. ^.~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On another note, did anyone notice that there is Orbit gum and an Orbit airline /hotel service? I mean gum and tickets are completely different. Gum and toothpaste... ok. But gum and tickets? I was just wondering if I was the only one that noticed.</content>
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    <title>salemsmalice @ 2005-06-20T14:26:00</title>
    <published>2005-06-20T21:30:35Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-20T21:30:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Im on a very slow computer because we still havent gotten mine into the new place. so deal with the shortness of this entry ^^.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the weekend was great. having Beefy down was a lot of fun. And having Lonnie down for his first time too, made everything even better. Even though my car got towed, it wa all ok and actually didnt ruin my day. I guess compared to all the drama that happens during the weekends, this weekend was a piece of pie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So lovelys this week I have to get ready for the test this Sat.... And EDC. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lets hope I can make it ^^</content>
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    <title>moving sux because....</title>
    <published>2005-06-15T05:40:15Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-15T05:40:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I might not have internet for a bit T.T &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ill miss you all *hugz*</content>
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    <title>My B-day.... yay!</title>
    <published>2005-06-10T00:10:03Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-10T00:10:03Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Shadow K- Heaven Seeker</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Wo0t Happy B-day to me ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks everyone for the klik thread, and the lj comments, and the posting of my b-day on your journals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today I slept in till 1. And am still currently in my pjs. Later I will go to some fancy smancy resturant, where I will eat food that is over priced. But its ok cause I ate niokies earlier, and have more in the fridge for later. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Ill see you all at Raverday, or earlier. And if I dont I hope to see you soon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</content>
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    <title>Wo0t</title>
    <published>2005-06-07T18:39:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-07T18:39:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So my B-day is in 2 days... this Thursday. I hope were still all going out for sushi. Cause Im looking forward to that ^^. &lt;br /&gt;On Friday the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith comes out. I really wanna go see it, anyone want to go? Then its off to the show. &lt;br /&gt;On Saturday its off to Disney... I cant wait. I made a bunch of kandi for it, and well although a bunch suck, some little raver kid will like them :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I made some kandi last night with Ryan and my mom. He didnt do too well. Hes a tad color-blind. So finding one color was VERY difficult for him. But I cant believe that my mom sucked more. She had no sence of what colors looked good together. Shes great at being a decorator, and can see everything in her mind. But give her a braceltet to make and it comes out looking like crap. I helped her, so she would make a few decent ones. Either way I have more :P.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things this weekend were great. I relly enjoyed just watching movies til the morning. &amp;lt;3 Beefy</content>
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